("Fake Palindromes" by Andrew Bird playing) （播放緊 Andrew Bird 嘅《Fake Palindromes》）
♪ My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried ♪ ♪ 我個天真嘅迪士尼新娘，究竟有咩嘢 ♪
♪ Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? ♪ ♪ 想將你嘅血換成福爾馬林？ ♪
♪ Monsters? ♪ ♪ 怪物？ ♪
♪ Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide ♪ ♪ 醉醺醺嘅聲音喊住話兄弟相殘 ♪
♪ Jesus, don't you know that you could've died? ♪ ♪ 耶穌，你唔知你差啲死咗咩？ ♪
♪ You should've died ♪ ♪ 你本來就應該死 ♪
♪ With the monsters that talk ♪ ♪ 同啲會講嘢嘅怪物一齊 ♪
♪ Monsters that walk the earth ♪ ♪ 喺地上行嘅怪物 ♪
♪ And she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes ♪ ♪ 佢有紅色唇膏同一對靚鞋 ♪
♪ And she's got knee-high socks, what to cover a bruise ♪ ♪ 佢有對長襪，用嚟遮瘀傷 ♪
♪ She's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use ♪ ♪ 佢有套舊嘅死亡工具，一直想用 ♪
♪ She's got blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you ♪ ♪ 佢眼中有血，為咗你而流血 ♪
♪ She's got blood ♪ ♪ 佢眼中 ♪
♪ In her eyes for you ♪ ♪ 為咗你而流血 ♪
♪ Certain fads ♪ ♪ 某啲潮流 ♪
♪ Stripes and plaids ♪ ♪ 條紋同格仔 ♪
♪ Singles ads ♪ ♪ 單身廣告 ♪
♪ They run you hot and cold like a rheostat ♪ ♪ 令你忽冷忽熱，好似變阻器 ♪
♪ I mean a thermostat ♪ ♪ 我係話恆溫器 ♪
♪ So you bite on a towel ♪ ♪ 所以你咬住條毛巾 ♪
♪ Hope it won't hurt too bad ♪ ♪ 希望唔會太痛 ♪
♪ My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried ♪ ♪ 我個天真嘅迪士尼新娘，究竟有咩嘢 ♪
♪ Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? ♪ ♪ 想將你嘅血換成福爾馬林？ ♪
♪ And she says, "I like long walks and sci-fi movies ♪ ♪ 佢話：「我鍾意行長路同科幻片 ♪
♪ "You're six foot tall and East Coast bred ♪ ♪ 「你六呎高，喺東岸大 ♪
♪ "Some lonely night we can get together ♪ ♪ 「某個寂寞嘅夜晚，我哋可以見面 ♪
♪ "And I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather ♪ ♪ 「我會用皮帶綁住你手腕 ♪
♪ "And drill a tiny hole into your head ♪ ♪ 「然後喺你頭上鑽個小窿 ♪
♪ I'm gonna drill a tiny hole into your..." ♪ ♪ 我會喺你頭上鑽個小窿……」 ♪
♪ ♪
(drill whirring) （鑽頭轉動聲）
(song ends) （歌曲結束）
So, what is this about? 咁，呢個係講咩㗎？
-No idea. -(Ben sighs) -唔知。 -（Ben 嘆氣）
BEN: But it's not an exorcism? BEN：但唔係驅魔嚟㗎？
His Eminence said she'll be 主教話佢會係
the scariest woman that we've ever met. 我哋見過最恐怖嘅女人。
-Seriously? -I don't know. He chuckled. -認真？ -我唔知。佢笑咗一下。
BEN: So, uh, how many days BEN：咁，呃，你仲有幾多日
before you're cooked? 先會「熟」？
18 days. 18 日。
And we can't convince you to give it up? 我哋說服唔到你放棄？
You will never get laid again. 你以後都唔會有得「開車」㗎喇。
That's not what I hear. Priests do pretty well. 我聽返嚟唔係咁。神父都幾受歡迎㗎。
I'm sorry. That's a weird thing to say. 唔好意思。咁講有啲奇怪。
Thank you for coming in early. 多謝你哋咁早嚟。
This is Ms. Anita Iota. 呢位係 Anita Iota 小姐。
And these are our assessors, David, Kristen... 呢幾位係我哋嘅評估員，David、Kristen...
-Ben. -MARX: Ben. -Ben。 -MARX：Ben。
ANITA: Hello. ANITA：你好。
So, uh, Ms. Iota, how can we help you? 咁，呃，Iota 小姐，我哋有咩幫到你？
We need your advice. 我哋需要你哋嘅意見。
We? Who's we? 我哋？邊個係「我哋」？
The IRS. 國稅局。
(thunder crashes) （雷聲轟鳴）
♪ ♪
Is the Church being audited? 教會俾人查稅？
Why? Should it be? 點解？應該要查咩？
An IRS joke. 國稅局笑話嚟㗎。
I'm sure the Catholic Church is using every penny 我肯定天主教會會將佢哋
of its substantial funds for altruistic purposes. 大筆資金嘅每一分每一毫都用喺慈善用途。
Yeah, except for the lawsuits. 係，除咗啲訴訟之外。
Ms. Iota has requested the Church form Iota 小姐要求教會
a new opinion on an organization 對一個申請聯邦認可為宗教嘅組織
applying for federal recognition as a religion. 畀個新意見。
For tax-exempt purposes? 為咗免稅？
-Yes. -ANITA: As part of our process, -係。 -ANITA：作為我哋程序嘅一部分，
we consider the opinions of neighboring 我哋會考慮鄰近
federally recognized religions. 聯邦認可宗教嘅意見。
What new religion? 咩新宗教？
The New Ministry of Satan. 新撒旦部。
The New Ministry? There's an old one? 新部？有舊嘅咩？
-Several. -And what does the IRS base its decision on? -有幾個。 -咁國稅局 係根據咩決定？
Four criteria. 四個標準。
One: The organization must be operated exclusively 一：組織必須完全用於
for worshipping a deity or deities. 崇拜一個或多個神靈。
The nature of that deity is not in question. 嗰個神靈嘅本質唔係問題。
It is that the organization actually believes in it. 係個組織真係信佢先得。
Two: The net earnings may not inure 二：淨收益唔可以
to the benefit of one person. 歸一個人所有。
Three: The organization's purposes may not be illegal. 三：組織嘅目的唔可以違法。
(cell phone buttons clicking) （手機按鍵聲）
Are you texting? 你喺度打字？
No, it's just how she take notes. 唔係，佢就係咁樣做筆記㗎。
ANITA: Finally, four: ANITA：最後，四：
No substantial part of the church's activity 教會嘅活動唔可以有大部分
should be about influencing legislation or politics. 係關於影響立法或政治。
-Really? -MARX: Well, I would admit -真係？ -MARX：嗯，我承認
that criteria is more honored in the breach. 呢個標準通常都係被人違反多過遵守。
So that's all you have to do to become a religion? 咁即係要做呢啲先可以成為宗教？
ANITA: And some combination of a creed, ANITA：仲要加啲信條、
history, literature and place of worship. 歷史、文獻同崇拜場所。
So you want us to stop it from being tax-exempt? 咁你想我哋阻止佢免稅？
We don't determine that. 我哋唔決定呢啲。
But it would be helpful if you could guide the IRS 但如果你哋可以引導國稅局
to see that it doesn't deserve tax-exempt status. 睇到佢唔應該有免稅資格，咁就會有幫助。
What if they actually believe in Satan? 如果佢哋真係信撒旦呢？
MARX: Belief is the greatest hurdle to tax-exempt status, MARX：信仰係免稅資格嘅最大障礙，
but it's not the only hurdle. 但唔係唯一嘅障礙。
Is this church involved in politics, 呢間教會有冇參與政治，
or can it be implied that it is? 或者可以暗示佢有？
You mean unlike the Catholic Church? 你係話同天主教會唔同？
MARX: The key is to not look biased against their beliefs. MARX：關鍵係唔好顯得對佢哋嘅信仰有偏見。
We have to use the language of the IRS to stop this church. 我哋要用國稅局嘅語言嚟阻止呢間教會。
So, uh, where is this church? 咁，呃，呢間教會喺邊？
(train rattling) （火車轟隆聲）
(siren whooping in distance) （遠處警笛聲）
(horns honking) （喇叭聲）
That doesn't look like the Ministry of Satan. 呢度唔似撒旦部喎。
Yeah, I'd call that hiding your light under a bushel. 係，我會話呢個係「將盞燈收喺斗底下」。
(buzzing) （嗡嗡聲）
-What? Is that blasphemous? -Why don't you let me do the talking? -咩？咁講係咪褻瀆？ -你不如等我 嚟講嘢啦？
You afraid they're gonna convert us? 你驚佢哋會說服我哋？
-(window slides open) -MAN: What do you need? （窗戶拉開聲） -男人：你哋要咩？
Uh, we're here at the request of the Internal Revenue Service. 呃，我哋係應國稅局要求嚟嘅。
(chuckling): Oh, right. Uh, be right down. （笑）：哦，好。呃，即刻落嚟。
Hi. Graham Lucian, chief of operations. 你好。Graham Lucian，營運主管。
You the Catholic team? 你哋係天主教團隊？
Yes, uh, David, Kristen and Ben. 係，呃，David、Kristen 同 Ben。
Step into my office, please. Good to meet you guys. 請入我辦公室。好開心見到你哋。
We've already had the, uh, Presbyterians and the Mormons. 我哋已經見過，呃，長老會同摩門教。
Good guys. 好人嚟㗎。
They said they'd pray for us. 佢哋話會為我哋祈禱。
I said I'd pray for them, too. 我話我都會為佢哋祈禱。
-I think that freaked them out. -You pray a lot? -我諗咁樣嚇親佢哋。 -你成日祈禱㗎？
Three times a day: morning, noon and night. 一日三次：早、午、晚。
-Are they answered? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -有冇應驗？ -有啊。有。
Our Father Below controls the world, 我哋嘅「地下之父」控制住世界，
so I get exactly what I want. 所以我想要咩就有咩。
-Yeah, like what? -Oh... (sighs) -係？例如呢？ -哦……（嘆氣）
My enemies harmed, uh, 我嘅敵人受傷害，呃，
no gray hair, no acne, parking spaces. 冇白頭髮，冇暗瘡，泊車位。
-Are your prayers answered? -I don't pray. -你嘅祈禱有應驗？ -我唔祈禱。
Really? Must be the New Catholicism. 真係？一定係新天主教。
Do you believe in Satan? 你信撒旦㗎？
(chuckling): Wow, you guys really jump into it, huh? （笑）：嘩，你哋真係直接入正題喎，吓？
Uh, yeah, but I wouldn't call it belief. 呃，係，但我唔會叫佢做信仰。
I know Satan. 我認識撒旦。
Hmm. How do you know him? 嗯。你點認識佢？
(sighs) Do you guys want a drink? （嘆氣）你哋想唔想飲杯嘢？
No, we're good. How do you know Satan? 唔使，我哋冇問題。你點認識撒旦？
The same way you know Jesus. 同你認識耶穌一樣。
He just makes sense to you, describes the world to you. 佢就係對你嚟講合理，幫你解釋呢個世界。
Satan does the same for me. 撒旦對我嚟講都係一樣。
Except not you. 不過你除外。
Is this your formal place of worship? 呢度係你哋正式嘅崇拜場所？
No, no. God, this is the front office. 唔係唔係。天啊，呢度係前枱辦公室。
We've only been up and running six months. 我哋先營運咗六個月。
Temple's in the back. Come on. 神廟喺後面。嚟啦。
So, what are you doing? 咁，你喺度做咩？
-Uh, filling orders. -Yeah? -呃，執訂單。 -係？
-Mm-hmm. -You mind if I see? -嗯。 -你介唔介意我睇下？
Uh, sure. 呃，好。
How much are these? 呢啲幾錢？
INTERN: Those are all 35. INTERN：呢啲全部 35 蚊。
-Are they popular? -Oh, yeah. -受歡迎嗎？ -哦，係。
More so at Christmas. 聖誕節嗰陣仲勁。
Mm. So this is a big moneymaker? 嗯。咁呢個係大生意？
INTERN: Our cost is about six bucks. INTERN：我哋成本大概六蚊。
So... you tell me. 所以……你自己諗下。
Which one is the favorite? 邊個最受歡迎？
Mm... 嗯……
This one. 呢個。
We're most proud of our statue of Baphomet. 我哋最自豪係呢個巴弗滅雕像。
So this is your established place of worship? 咁呢度係你哋嘅固定崇拜場所？
Yes. One of the IRS requirements. 係。國稅局嘅要求之一。
You seem very aware of what we need. 你好似好清楚我哋需要咩。
GRAHAM: Well, I've been reading the IRS literature. GRAHAM：嗯，我睇過國稅局嘅文獻。
Have to clear that tax-exempt bar. 一定要達到免稅門檻。
-Do you have regular service? -We do. -你哋有冇定期禮拜？ -有。
When? 幾時？
Friday, 8:00 p.m. Join us. 星期五，晚上八點。歡迎你哋嚟。
A distinct membership? 有明確嘅會員制？
Oh, we doubled our membership in, uh, two months. 哦，我哋會員喺兩個月內翻咗一倍。
Yeah, from what to what? 係？由幾多變到幾多？
-I'd have to check those numbers. -Guess. -我要查下啲數字。 -估下。
Started with eight, and now we have 12. 開始有八個，而家有十二個。
Not much of a congregation. 會眾唔係好多喎。
It's as many as Christ had. 同耶穌嗰陣一樣咁多。
And here is some of our literature. 呢度係我哋嘅一啲文獻。
KRISTEN: What's your creed? KRISTEN：你哋嘅信條係咩？
Do what you want unless it hurts someone. 做你想做嘅，除非會傷害人。
If someone presents themselves as your adversary, destroy them. 如果有人以敵人姿態出現，就消滅佢。
And look for rewards now, not after. 同埋而家就要搵回報，唔係之後。
-Satan, all glory. -"Destroy them"? How? -撒旦，一切榮耀。 -「消滅佢」？點樣？
Not in any way that would break the laws of the United States. 唔會用任何違反美國法律嘅方式。
Tell me how you pray to Satan. 話我知你點樣向撒旦祈禱。
(sighs) （嘆氣）
Oh, Father Below, lend me your power 哦，「地下之父」，借我你嘅力量
to do what I want to who I want, and, uh... 等我對我想要嘅人做我想做嘅事，同埋，呃……
take away all my regrets, burning them in your hellfire, 帶走我所有嘅後悔，用你嘅地獄之火燒晒佢，
and... et cetera, et cetera. 同埋……等等，等等。
Not much of a prayer. 唔係好似祈禱喎。
Well, I'm working on it. 嗯，我仲喺度改緊。
This is a scam, isn't it? 呢個係呃人嘅，係咪？
Oh, ye of little faith. 哦，你哋呢啲冇信心嘅人。
No more a scam than your Church. 同你哋教會一樣咁呃人。
BEN: Let me ask you a question. BEN：等我問你一個問題。
If this church doesn't really believe in Satan 如果呢間教會唔係真係信撒旦
and all they're doing is just selling T-shirts, 佢哋淨係賣T恤咋嘛，
then aren't they just harmless? 咁咪冇害囉？
Yeah, possibly. 係，可能係。
Let's collect our data and brief His Eminence. 我哋收集數據，向主教大人匯報。
The exorcism will be spread over three nights, 驅魔儀式會分三晚進行，
six hours every night. 每晚六個鐘。
You'll want to quit, but quitting is not an option. 你會想放棄，但冇得揀。
I won't quit, Father. 神父，我唔會放棄。
I never do. 我從來都唔會。
THUNDERLAND: This is the final rite of exorcism. 雷霆：呢個係最後嘅驅魔儀式。
It is intense, and it's grueling. 好激烈，好折磨人。
-But in the end, I'll be clean? -Or dead. -但最後我會乾淨返？ -或者死。
Whoa. 嘩。
That's a bit melodramatic. 有啲誇張喎。
THUNDERLAND: I will be performing the rite. 雷霆：我會主持儀式。
We'll start tonight. 今晚開始。
But I need you to sign this consent form. 但你要簽呢份同意書。
It acknowledges the possible dangers. 確認知道有危險。
Can I have a minute to read this 可唔可以俾我睇一陣，
and consult with my spiritual counselor? 同我嘅靈性導師傾吓？
I need your answer by the time I leave, 我走之前要答覆，
or I'm moving on to the next exorcism. 唔係我就去下一個驅魔。
-(door closes) -Ouch. -（關門聲） -唉。
Not a lot of Christian love there. 冇乜基督嘅愛喎。
Oh, he sees through you. 佢睇穿你啦。
-What is that? -Hmm? -咩嚟㗎？ -嗯？
Oh. 哦。
LELAND: Where is this place? 利蘭：呢度係邊度？
DAVID: The address is on the back. 大衛：地址喺背面。
They're looking for new members. 佢哋招緊新會員。
This is blasphemy. 呢個係褻瀆。
What are you smiling about? 你笑咩？
These idiots don't believe in Satan. 呢班傻佬根本唔信撒但。
They're just co-opting the Devil to get press 佢哋只係借魔鬼個名嚟博宣傳，
and piss off religious people. 激嬲宗教人士。
And tax-exempt status. 同埋免稅資格。
Sons of bitches. 仆街。
These people should be strung up by their toes, 呢班人應該倒吊起嚟，
their throats slit and the blood poured on an altar. 割喉放血喺祭壇上。
How do you know they don't believe? 你點知佢哋唔信？
Look at this. "We're not a time-share." 睇吓呢度。「我哋唔係分時度假。」
Look at these pictures. 睇吓呢啲相。
Kids, picnics. 細路仔，野餐。
"Satan cares about your future." 「撒但關心你嘅未來。」
What, are they insane? 咩啫，佢哋癲咗？
What is belief in Satan about? 信撒但係為咩？
Power. 權力。
Rejection of authority. 反抗權威。
Manipulation. Violence. 操控。暴力。
Disgust with people like you. 厭惡你哋呢啲人。
This guy, this dick-- 呢條友，呢條仆街——
Graham-- he doesn't care about any of that. 格雷厄姆——佢根本唔在乎呢啲。
He's just using it. 佢只係利用佢。
Here, go ahead. 嚟，去啦。
Tell that priest I'm ready. 話俾個神父聽我準備好。
When you tell me that you're fine 當你話俾我聽你冇事，
and I know that you're not, 但我知道你唔係，
it makes me feel confused about our relationship. 會令我對我哋嘅關係好困惑。
-Yeah, but that's because I am fine. -KURT: Kristen. -係，但係因為我真係冇事。 -卻：姬絲汀。
Mirroring. 鏡像練習。
When I say I'm fine even though you know I'm not fine, 當我話冇事，但你知道我唔係，
it makes you confused in our relationship. 會令你喺關係中困惑。
-Is that what you're saying? -Yes. -你係咪咁講？ -係。
And would you like to add anything to that? 你有冇嘢想補充？
(sighs) No. （嘆氣）冇。
Good. 好。
Kristen, your turn. 姬絲汀，到你。
When you keep asking me, "Are you fine?" 當你不斷問我「你有冇事？」
even though I am fine, 即使我真係冇事，
it makes me think that you feel guilty 會令我覺得你內疚，
about leaving your family for six months out of the year. 因為一年有六個月離開屋企。
-Kristen. -What? -姬絲汀。 -咩話？
He can speak his truth, I can't speak mine? 佢可以講真話，我唔得？
As long as it's not score settling. 只要唔係報復就得。
Oh, my gosh. Can we just talk, Andy? 天啊。我哋可唔可以傾吓，安迪？
-Yeah, we haven't been talking. -Well, then talk to me now. -係，我哋都冇傾過。 -咁而家同我傾。
-What is the problem? -KURT: You know, -有咩問題？ -卻：你知啦，
I think it's best to stick with the mirror exercise. 我覺得最好繼續做鏡像練習。
Are you sleeping with someone? 你係咪同緊人上床？
Well, good. 好。
The truth exercise. 真話練習。
Kurt, shh. 卻，收聲。
No, I'm not sleeping with anyone. 唔係，我冇同任何人上床。
Not Ben? 唔係賓？
(scoffs): What? No. （冷笑）咩？唔係。
Of course not. 梗係唔係。
Not David? 唔係大衛？
No. 唔係。
He's becoming a priest. Uh... 佢就嚟做神父。呃...
I would never. 我絕對唔會。
Are you sleeping with anyone? 你有冇同人上床？
Kristen, look at me and tell me 姬絲汀，望住我話俾我聽，
that you're not sleeping with David. 你冇同大衛上床。
Andy, I-I shouldn't have to tell you anything. 安迪，我...我唔需要同你講任何嘢。
You should trust me as I trust you. 你應該好似我信你咁信我。
KURT: Okay. Good session. 卻：好。今次傾得幾好。
Andy, would you excuse, um, us for-for just a minute? 安迪，可唔可以俾我哋傾一陣？
I thought that went well. 我覺得幾好吖。
Kurt, I'm hallucinating again. 卻，我又出現幻覺。
Are you still taking the risperidone? 你仲有冇食利培酮？
Yeah, two a night. 有，一晚兩粒。
-And there's no progress? -No. -冇進展？ -冇。
If-if anything, it's-it's worse. -如果話有，仲差咗。
Well... 咁...
I think I should prescribe something else. 我覺得應該開第啲藥。
-THUNDERLAND: Lord have mercy. Christ have mercy. -(groaning) -雷霆：求主憐憫。 基督憐憫。 -（呻吟聲）
God, the Father in heaven... 天主，在天之父...
God, the Son, Redeemer of the world... 天主聖子，世界嘅救贖者...
Stop. I'm on fire. 停。我全身火燒咁。
(panting): I need some water. （喘氣）我要飲水。
My body is on fire. 我身體好似火燒。
Holy Mary, pray for us. Holy Mother of God, Holy Virgin. 聖母瑪利亞，為我哋祈禱。天主之母，聖潔貞女。
(grunts) （咕噥聲）
(deep, demonic voice): Do you really believe that Mary was a virgin? （低沉魔鬼聲）你真係信瑪利亞係處女？
(chuckles) That whore. （輕笑）嗰個妓女。
THUNDERLAND: All holy saints of God... 雷霆：諸聖天使...
(high-pitched voice): Stop it. Stop it, please. （高音）停。停，求吓你。
You're hurting me. 你整痛我。
Holy Lord, Almighty Father... 上主，全能之父...
(old woman's voice): She said stop. （老婦聲）佢話停。
You do not know the power you provoke. 你唔知你挑釁嘅力量。
THUNDERLAND: Apostate tyrant to the flames of hell. 雷霆：叛教暴君，落地獄之火。
-(growling) -All holy saints of God... -（咆哮聲） -諸聖天使...
(grunts, groans) （咕噥呻吟）
(growling continues) （繼續咆哮）
Are you all right, David? 大衛，你冇事嘛？
No. 冇。
He couldn't fake that, could he? 佢扮唔到咁樣，係咪？
Fake that? 扮？
No. 唔係。
He's sleeping now. 佢而家瞓咗。
We'll return tomorrow. 我哋聽日再嚟。
(breath trembling) （呼吸顫抖）
♪ ♪
Hey. 喂。
-Waiting on Ben? -Uh-huh. -等緊賓？ -嗯。
Um, real quick, Kristen. 呃，快啲講，姬絲汀。
I'm gonna need your help tonight. 我今晚需要你幫手。
Okay. With what? 好。幫咩？
Leland's exorcism. 利蘭嘅驅魔。
Are you kidding? 你講笑？
-Why? -Something changed. -點解？ -有啲嘢變咗。
I don't know what. It... 我唔知係咩。佢...
You were talking about this adrenaline jolt 你之前同雷蒙德·斯特蘭德講過，
with Raymond Strand. 嗰種腎上腺素爆發。
-Hysterical strength. -Right. -歇斯底里力量。 -係。
I think there's something like that here. 我覺得呢度都有類似情況。
He launched a priest against a wall. 佢將一個神父撞埋牆。
He launched...? 佢將...？
He kicked a priest, 佢踢咗一個神父，
who flew eight feet across the room. 飛咗八呎遠。
And there were, uh, 同埋，呃，
these voices coming out of him. 佢把聲變咗幾種。
Do you think Leland's starting to take his exorcism seriously? 你覺得利蘭開始認真對待驅魔？
No, I... 唔係，我...
I think God is. 我覺得係天主認真。
Monthly real estate rental: $23,000 a month. 每月物業租金：兩萬三千蚊。
Three full-time employees: $9,000 a month total. 三個全職員工：總共九千蚊一個月。
Not much money in Satanism. 撒但教冇乜錢。
Not yet, but their, uh, T-shirt sales 暫時冇，但佢哋嘅T恤銷售，
are up 20% each month. 每月升兩成。
And their Christmas sales should be up 80% over last year. 聖誕銷售應該比舊年升八成。
So you think the best way of stopping them 所以你覺得最好嘅方法係，
is criteria number two, they're making money? 用第二個標準，佢哋賺錢？
Yeah. 係。
I mean, this operating officer 我意思係，呢個營運總監，
has tripled his business over the last year. 過去一年生意翻咗三倍。
I agree. 我同意。
I have something I want you to hear. 我有啲嘢想你聽吓。
This came in this morning. 今朝收到嘅。
MAN (recorded): I saw a beast come out of the sea 男人（錄音）：我見到一隻獸從海裡上來，
with ten horns and seven heads. 有十角七頭。
(unearthly yowling) （怪異嚎叫）
It was granted authority over every tribe, 佢有權柄管轄各族、
people, tongue, nation. 各民、各方、各國。
And all that were on earth worshipped the Beast. 地上所有嘅都拜嗰隻獸。
I am Bishop Jim from the New Ministry, 我係新事工嘅占主教，
and this is your holy scripture and doctrine. 呢個係你哋嘅聖經同教義。
It is ours as well. Praise Satan. 都係我哋嘅。讚美撒但。
This sounds like someone who believes. 呢個聽落似係真信嘅人。
Find out if this Bishop Jim is faking it or not. 查吓呢個占主教係咪扮嘅。
(siren wailing in distance) （遠處警笛聲）
We're here to see Bishop Jim. 我哋嚟見占主教。
Hey, thanks for coming. 喂，多謝嚟。
Jim wanted to meet you. 占想見你。
(indistinct chanting in other room) （另一房間模糊吟唱聲）
Are you having services here tonight? 你哋今晚呢度有聚會？
Yeah, back there. 係，喺後面。
That's Iris. 嗰個係艾莉絲。
-Nice lady. -Seems it. -好女士。 -似係。
Hey, the Catholic Church could do a hell of a lot better 喂，天主教會可以做好啲，
with altar girls like her. 用佢呢種祭壇女仔。
Note taken. 收到。
CHANTING VOICE (over speaker): You grant us indulgence 吟唱聲（擴音器）：你准許我哋，
in our carnal desires... 放縱肉體慾望...
Wow. Good production values. 嘩。製作幾好。
Jim is the Sister Aimee of Satanism. 占係撒但教嘅艾梅修女。
Hail Satan. 讚美撒但。
CHANTING VOICE: Giver of the fruit of free will 吟唱聲：自由意志果實嘅賜予者，
that delivered us from blind ignorance and allegiance. 使我哋脫離盲目無知同效忠。
-JIM: Hail Satan. -WORSHIPPERS: Hail Satan. JIM：讚美撒旦。 信徒們：讚美撒旦。
CHANTING VOICE: You grant us indulgence 頌唱聲：你賜我哋放縱
in our carnal desires. 喺肉體慾望之中。
WORSHIPPERS: Hail Satan. 信徒們：讚美撒旦。
Jim. You got a minute? Jim，得唔得閒傾兩句？
Ah. 啊。
These are the Catholic assessors. 呢幾位係天主教嘅評審員。
Yes. 係。
Hello, David, Kristen, Ben. 你好，David、Kristen、Ben。
We didn't want to, uh, interrupt your services. 我哋唔想打斷你哋嘅儀式。
Oh. No, no. 哦，唔緊要，唔緊要。
This is just a dress rehearsal. 呢個只係綵排嚟咋。
Ooh. Can I see? 噢，可唔可以睇下？
Sure. 當然可以。
Oh, Saint Christopher. 哦，聖基斯杜化。
Hmm? Why him? 嗯？點解係佢？
-Why do you think? -Large man. -你覺得呢？ -佢係個大隻佬。
Wanted to serve the greatest king, 佢想服侍最偉大嘅國王，
so he served my Father Below. 所以佢服侍我哋嘅地獄之父。
Until he realized Satan feared God, 直到佢發現撒旦都驚上帝，
so he wasn't the greatest. 所以佢唔係最偉大嗰個。
JIM (laughs): How things have changed. JIM（笑）：時代真係唔同咗。
If Christopher were alive today, who would he serve? 如果基斯杜化生喺今日，佢會服侍邊個？
-You tell me. -How did we kill him again? -你話我知。 -我哋係點殺佢㗎？
Burning metal rods up his ass, right? 燒紅嘅鐵枝插佢屎窟，係咪？
He resisted. 佢反抗。
All he had to do was condemn God, but he resisted. 佢只需要詛咒上帝就得，但佢反抗。
That's power. 呢啲先叫力量。
Really? Who would you rather be? 真係？你想做邊個？
The man having burning rods stuck up his ass 俾人用燒紅鐵枝插屎窟嗰個，
or the man putting them there? 定係插人嗰個？
-DAVID: Do you, uh, pray to Satan? -JIM: All the time. -DAVID：你，呃， 會向撒旦祈禱㗎？ -JIM：成日都祈。
Ask me about our creed. 問我哋嘅信條啦。
I know the IRS cares about our creed. 我知道稅局好關心我哋嘅信條。
You find these religious debates boring, too? 你都覺得呢啲宗教辯論好悶？
Jim could go on for hours and hours. Jim可以講足幾個鐘頭。
What do you want out of this? 你想從中得到啲乜？
Is this some kind of IRS trap? 呢個係咪稅局嘅陷阱？
Of course. 梗係啦。
Look, I believe in the real Satan. 你睇，我相信真係有撒旦。
Right? Not some cute little horned papier-mâché doll. 明唔明？唔係啲可愛嘅紙紮公仔。
I believe in force, a tide of power. 我相信力量，一股權力嘅洪流。
-Satan as metaphor? -No, it's real. -撒旦係比喻？ -唔係，係真嘅。
When you hate someone 當你憎恨一個人，
for cutting you off in traffic, is that real? 因為佢喺馬路cut你線，嗰種憎恨係咪真？
If you're married and you flirt with someone, 如果你結咗婚，同人調情，
they brush up against you and you feel their erection, 佢挨近你，你feel到佢扯旗，
is that real? 呢啲係咪真？
You think it's Satan? 你覺得係撒旦？
It's not God. 唔係上帝。
God wants us to live castrated. 上帝要我哋閹割咁樣生活。
But I look at you, and I see your nipples 但我望住你，見到你嘅乳頭
peeking through your blouse. 喺恤衫入面透出嚟。
That's not God. 呢啲唔係上帝。
No, that's your imagination. 唔係，呢啲係你嘅想像。
(chuckles) （笑）
Look, Satan loves female sexuality. 你睇，撒旦鍾意女性嘅性魅力。
He wants women to take charge. 佢想女人做主導。
Ah, and yet, all I see is half-naked women here. 啊，但我淨係見到呢度啲女人半裸。
I mean, for a phallic religion, it's not a lot of phalluses. 我意思係，一個陽具崇拜嘅宗教，陽具又唔多。
Join us, you could change all of that. 加入我哋，你可以改變呢啲嘢。
We still need a chair for the women's auxiliary. 我哋仲需要一個婦女組嘅主席。
(laughs) （笑）
Am I funny? 我好好笑咩？
Yeah, yeah. 係呀，係呀。
Whenever I see white supremacists marching, 每次見到白人至上主義者遊行，
or gamer boys trolling women online, 或者打機嘅男仔上網欺凌女人，
or you, I always wonder, don't you guys have day jobs? 或者你，我都會諗，你哋唔使返工㗎？
(sighs) （嘆氣）
ANDY: You still going out? ANDY：你仲要出去？
Yeah. Work. 係呀，做嘢。
I, uh, thought we'd have dinner together. 我，呃，諗住一齊食飯。
Tomorrow's my last day. 聽日係我最後一日。
I already promised. 我應承咗人。
Let's do it tomorrow. 聽日先啦。
LELAND (groaning): God damn you. LELAND（呻吟）：你死啦。
THUNDERLAND: May God arise. THUNDERLAND：願上帝興起。
May His enemies be scattered. 願佢嘅仇敵四散。
Please stop, stop, stop! 停手，停手，停手！
-Please, please. -May His foes flee before Him -求吓你，求吓你。 -願佢嘅敵人喺佢面前逃跑
-as smoke is blown away... -Fuck you. -好似煙被吹散... -屌你老母。
...by the wind. ...被風吹走。
(with English accent): You can't hurt him. （英式口音）：你傷害唔到佢。
(Leland coughs) （Leland咳）
(woman's voice): I am not deceived. （女聲）：我冇被欺騙。
(giggles) We are the deception. （咯咯笑）我哋就係欺騙。
THUNDERLAND: Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio... THUNDERLAND：聖彌額爾總領天使，喺戰鬥中保護我哋...
-(high-pitched laughing) -Holy Lord, -（高音笑） -聖主啊，
Almighty Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... 我主耶穌基督嘅全能天父...
-(groaning) -Hold on to him! -（呻吟） -捉實佢！
(Thunderland speaking Latin) （Thunderland講拉丁文）
(Leland groaning) （Leland呻吟）
(Thunderland continues in Latin) （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文）
THUNDERLAND: Saint Michael the Archangel, THUNDERLAND：聖彌額爾總領天使，
defend us in battle. 喺戰鬥中保護我哋。
Be our protection against the wickedness 保護我哋免受魔鬼嘅邪惡
and snares of the Devil. 同陷阱所害。
Be our protection against the wickedness 保護我哋免受魔鬼嘅邪惡
and snares of the Devil! 同陷阱所害！
O Prince of the Heavenly Father, 哦，天父嘅王子，
by the power of God, cast into Hell 靠上帝嘅力量，將所有
all the evil spirits who prowl about the world 喺世上遊走、尋找靈魂毀滅嘅邪靈
-seeking the ruin of souls. -(panting) -打入地獄。 -（喘氣）
-(Thunderland continues in Latin) -(pained whimpering) -（Thunderland繼續講拉丁文） -（痛苦呻吟）
THUNDERLAND: O Prince of the Heavenly Host, THUNDERLAND：哦，天軍嘅王子，
by the power of God, cast into Hell 靠上帝嘅力量，將所有
and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world 喺世上遊走、尋找靈魂毀滅嘅邪靈
seeking the ruin of souls. 打入地獄。
(panting) （喘氣）
(Thunderland continues in Latin, voice distorted) （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文，聲音扭曲）
(gasping) （倒抽氣）
No. No. 唔好，唔好。
(whimpering) （嗚咽）
(screams) （尖叫）
(raspy breathing) （沙啞呼吸聲）
(whispers): It's not real. （低語）：唔係真嘅。
(raspy squealing) （沙啞吱吱聲）
(Thunderland continues in Latin) （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文）
It's not real, it's not real... 唔係真嘅，唔係真嘅...
...defende nos in proelio, ...喺戰鬥中保護我哋，
contra nequitiam et insidias 對抗魔鬼嘅邪惡
diaboli esto praesidium... 同陷阱...
(panting) （喘氣）
(Thunderland continues in Latin) （Thunderland繼續講拉丁文）
(engine starts) （引擎啟動）
(sexy blues playing) （播放性感藍調）
Tequila. 龍舌蘭酒。
♪ ♪
GRAHAM: What a coincidence. GRAHAM：真係巧合。
Hey. 喂。
You know, I was just thinking about you. 你知唔知，我啱啱諗緊你。
(laughs) （笑）
What? 做咩？
Are you following me? 你係咪跟蹤我？
(sighs) Something like that. （嘆氣）差唔多啦。
You trying to convert me? 你想說服我信教？
No. 唔係。
No, I don't really believe. 唔係，我其實唔係好信。
And I don't think you do, either. 而且我覺得你都唔信。
♪ ♪
(sighs) Let's go. （嘆氣）走啦。
Where? 去邊？
Get in. 上車。
Lower your pants. 除褲。
No foreplay? 冇前戲？
Lower your pants. 除褲。
(belt buckle jingling) （皮帶扣叮噹聲）
-You done this before? -What do you care? -你做過呢啲嘢未？ -關你咩事？
I'm just making small talk. 我只係傾下計。
No. 未。
So what is this about? 咁呢個係做咩？
What do you think? 你話呢？
(moans) （呻吟）
(both panting) （兩人喘氣）
(moaning) （呻吟）
Ah. 啊。
(train rattling overhead) （火車喺頭頂轟隆作響）
(train fades in distance) （火車聲漸遠）
(keys jingling) （鎖匙叮噹聲）
This is my advice. 呢個係我嘅建議。
Go upstairs quietly, take a bath, 靜靜雞上樓，沖個涼，
wash every inch of you, then drain the water 洗乾淨全身，然後放水
and take a shower. 再沖多次。
Gargle, get a trash bag, 漱口，攞個垃圾袋，
put all of those clothes in it, and tell nobody. 將所有衫放晒入去，唔好同任何人講。
I don't know what you think happened, Mom. 我唔知你覺得發生咗咩事，媽。
I know what happened, honey. 我知道發生咗咩事，乖女。
It was the same when I came home to Dad. 我返到阿爸身邊嗰陣都係咁。
Put some real garbage 放啲真垃圾
in the trash bag on top of your clothes. 喺垃圾袋入面，壓住啲衫。
The trash is collected tomorrow. 聽日會收垃圾。
I'll take it out before Andy can see. 我會喺Andy見到之前拎出去。
I just... I had something on my panties. That's all. 我只係... 我底褲有啲嘢。就係咁。
Something sticky? 啲嘢黐立立？
(cell phone ringing) （手機響）
Listen, um, if you ever want to talk, I don't judge. 聽住，如果你想傾偈，我唔會批評你。
(ringing continues) （繼續響）
(sighs) （嘆氣）
Yeah, what do you need? 係，你要咩？
-Help. -(Tchaikovsky's "March" from The Nutcracker playing) -幫手。 -（柴可夫斯基《胡桃夾子》進行曲）
Too tired. 太攰啦。
Sheryl, you know I would only call if... Sheryl，你知我唔會無啦啦打嚟...
Leland, you're no fun when you're needy. Leland，你咁樣好冇癮。
I'm not trying to be fun! 我唔係想有癮！
Oh, God. 天啊。
You know this only works if it's transactional, right? 你知呢啲嘢要講交易先得㗎，係咪？
What do you want? 你想要咩？
Oh, I don't know. What you got? 哦，唔知喎。你有咩？
Edward. Edward。
Okay. 好。
Give me 20 minutes. 俾我20分鐘。
Bring root beer. 帶支root beer嚟。
(jaunty music continues) （輕快音樂繼續）
(shuddering) （顫抖）
-(squeaks) -(water running) -（吱吱聲） -（水流聲）
(breathing deeply) （深呼吸）
♪ ♪
(dog barking in distance) （遠處狗吠）
(Andy grunts) （Andy咕噥）
How did it go? 點樣呀？
Fine. 幾好。
Just your everyday exorcism. 普通嘅驅魔咋嘛。
(Andy chuckles) （Andy 笑）
(Andy grunts) （Andy 用力聲）
We made cookies. We missed you. 我哋整咗曲奇。好掛住你。
Oh, I missed you, too. 哦，我都好掛住你。
ANDY: Oh... ANDY：哦...
Oh, I'm really glad. 哦，我真係好開心。
Hmm? What's wrong? 嗯？做咩事？
Just something in the bathroom. 廁所有啲嘢。
Kurt, I'm hallucinating. Kurt，我出現幻覺。
I-I-I know. We're modifying your medication. 我、我、我知。我哋改緊你嘅藥。
No, I have to stop right now. 唔得，我要即刻停。
No more olanzapine. 唔再食 olanzapine。
No more, uh, amisulpride to alleviate 唔再食，呃，amisulpride 嚟減輕
the side effects of the olanzapine... olanzapine 嘅副作用...
Kristen, we agreed it was a good idea... Kristen，我哋同意咗呢個係好主意...
I'm seeing monsters that aren't there. 我見到根本唔存在嘅怪物。
But coming down from the medication can be 但係停藥可以
-just as dangerous... -Who are you working for? -一樣咁危險... -你係幫邊個做嘢？
What? 咩話？
Are you sleeping with my mom? 你係咪同我阿媽瞓？
Is-is she having you do this? 係、係佢叫你咁做？
-What? -I don't believe you, Kurt. -咩話？ -我唔信你，Kurt。
-Not anymore. -Kristen, this is paranoia. -唔再信。 -Kristen，呢個係妄想症。
It would be paranoia if I had no justification. 如果我冇理由先叫妄想症。
Sit down. Let's talk. 坐低。我哋傾吓。
No. You're fired. 唔好。你被炒咗。
What? 咩話？
I am done coming here. 我唔會再嚟呢度。
That is not a good idea. 呢個唔係好主意。
It's the best idea I've had. 呢個係我最好嘅主意。
You're in league with them. 你同佢哋一夥。
You gave my therapy notes to Leland. 你將我嘅治療記錄俾咗 Leland。
They were stolen. 係俾人偷咗。
And now you're sleeping with my mom 而家你同我阿媽瞓
and you're feeding her information. 仲俾晒料佢。
(door slams) （門關上）
-We need to talk. -(door opens) -我哋要傾吓。 -（門開）
Okay, you tell me again how I'm paranoid. 好，你再話我妄想症睇吓。
-I am on with my wife. -Sure! -我同緊老婆講電話。 -好呀！
Listen. Talk to her. 聽住。同佢講。
-("Mahna Mahna" by Cake playing) -(door closes) -（Cake 嘅 "Mahna Mahna" 播放中） -（門關上）
SHERYL: Hey, Leland. SHERYL：喂，Leland。
Hello? 喂？
♪ Mahna mahna ♪ ♪ Mahna mahna ♪
Leland? Leland？
♪ Mahna mahna ♪ ♪ Mahna mahna ♪
Hello? 喂？
Where are you? 你喺邊？
Oh, God. 天啊。
Wha-What is going on? 發、發生咩事？
-I'm being hunted. -(sighs) -我俾人追殺。 -（嘆氣）
Okay, come on. 好，嚟啦。
Get up. Let's go. 起身。我哋走。
I don't think I can stand. 我諗我企唔到。
Oh, please don't be such a baby. 哦，唔好咁細路仔啦。
♪ ♪
(sighs) Fine. （嘆氣）好。
Come on. Come here. Let's go. 嚟啦。過嚟。我哋走。
(song continues muffled) （歌曲繼續模糊）
Sit first. Sit. 坐低先。坐。
One leg up. 一隻腳上。
The other leg. 另一隻腳。
You okay? 你冇事呀？
There you go. 得咗。
All right. 好。
-Drink this. -(can pops open) -飲咗呢個。 -（罐裝飲料打開聲）
♪ ♪
(sighs heavily) （大聲嘆氣）
♪ ♪
(whimpers loudly) （大聲嗚咽）
All right. More? 好。仲要？
The two women from the airport. 機場嗰兩個女人。
-(shuddering) -(song ends) -（顫抖） -（歌曲結束）
How many more nights of this? 仲有幾晚要捱？
-What? -This... exorcism. -咩話？ -呢個...驅魔。
One. 一晚。
Can you survive it? 你頂得住？
Yes. 頂得住。
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Remember our agreement? 唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得。記唔記得我哋嘅協議？
I do. 記得。
All righty, then. 咁就好。
Rinse off. 沖乾淨。
(footsteps retreating) （腳步聲遠去）
(paper rustling) （紙張翻動聲）
And you're saying this has nothing to do 你係話呢件事同你
with your deep philosophical differences 同新撒旦教會嘅
with the New Ministry of Satan? 深層哲學分歧冇關？
DAVID: Correct. The organization fails DAVID：啱。呢個組織唔符合
two of the IRS's four core criteria. 國稅局四個核心標準嘅其中三個。
It is not operated exclusively for worshipping Satan. 佢唔係純粹為咗崇拜撒旦而運作。
-Uh, Kristen? -Yes. -呃，Kristen？ -係。
Six months before this "church" was formed, 呢間「教會」成立前六個月，
Graham Lucian and Jim Logger were selling these T-shirts. Graham Lucian 同 Jim Logger 喺度賣呢啲 T 恤。
And they only created this pamphlet 佢哋只係喺申請免稅資格嗰陣
when they applied for tax-exempt status. 先整咗呢本小冊子。
Anything else? 仲有冇？
Yes. The, uh, net earnings are for one individual. Ben? 有。啲，呃，淨收益係歸一個人。Ben？
Yeah, the, uh, bank statements show that the profits 係，啲，呃，銀行紀錄顯示利潤
were pocketed by Graham Lucian, 都入咗 Graham Lucian 袋，
including the church collections. 包括教會嘅奉獻。
MARX: As you can see, our assessors MARX：正如你哋所見，我哋嘅評審員
are not biased, but they do conclude 冇偏見，但佢哋確實得出結論
that the New Ministry of Satan 新撒旦教會
does not live up to IRS standards. 唔符合國稅局標準。
Well presented. 講得好好。
The two gentlemen from this church 呢間教會嘅兩位先生
have asked to be heard after your presentation. 要求喺你哋報告後發言。
What? 咩話？
They've argued that your team is biased, 佢哋話你嘅團隊有偏見，
and they wanted to offer their piece. 想講吓佢哋嘅睇法。
Mr. Lucian, Mr. Logger, please come in. Lucian 先生，Logger 先生，請入嚟。
Oh, look who it is. Hi, Jesus. 哦，睇吓邊個嚟咗。嗨，耶穌。
Gentlemen. 先生們。
Lady. 女士。
BEN: So, what's the bias? BEN：咁，偏見係咩？
I'm an atheist. 我係無神論者。
I don't care who you worship. 你拜邊個我唔關心。
-And Kristen is an agnostic. -I know. -而 Kristen 係不可知論者。 -我知。
We talked. 我哋傾過。
Then what is the bias? 咁偏見係咩？
Ah. 啊。
Kristen slept with me last night, Kristen 尋晚同我瞓咗，
and now she wants to hurt me. 而家佢想傷害我。
MARX: Really? MARX：真係？
Well, that's an original way to go. 嘩，呢個方法真係新穎。
Kristen, any response? Kristen，有冇回應？
(laughing) （笑）
Is this not true? 呢個唔係事實？
Oh, are you kidding me? 哦，你玩我呀？
I would rather sleep with Satan himself. 我寧願同撒旦本人瞓。
You are such a liar. 你咁大話。
KRISTEN: What do you want me to do? KRISTEN：你想我點做？
Swear on a stack of Bibles or the Satanic Bible? 對住疊聖經定撒旦聖經發誓？
You tell me. 你話我知。
Okay. 好。
I think we're done here. 我諗我哋講完。
Thank you, gentlemen. 多謝，先生們。
Um, we're not. 嗯，未講完。
Satan isn't. 撒旦未講完。
He's coming for you. 佢會嚟搵你。
All three of you. 你哋三個。
Take care. 小心。
Well, that proves one thing. 嘩，呢樣證明咗一件事。
No matter how powerful Satan and God are, 無論撒旦同上帝幾咁勁，
the IRS is stronger. 國稅局仲勁。
-Please, no. Please stop it. -THUNDERLAND: May God arise. -求吓你，唔好。停手。 -THUNDERLAND：願上帝興起。
May His enemies be scattered. 願佢嘅仇敵四散。
May His foes flee! 願佢嘅敵人逃跑！
Help me, Satan. Deliver me. 救我，撒旦。解救我。
(gasps) （吸氣聲）
(high-pitched voice): He is on your side. （高音）：佢係幫你嘅。
(giggles) （咯咯笑）
(old man's voice): I will be delivered. （老人聲）：我會得救。
(chuckles) （輕笑）
THUNDERLAND: May His foes flee before Him. THUNDERLAND：願佢嘅敵人在佢面前逃跑。
As smoke is blown away by the wind, 好似煙被風吹走咁，
may you blow them away. 願你吹走佢哋。
-(retches) -O Prince of the Heavenly Host, -（作嘔） -噢天軍之君，
by the power of God, cast into Hell 靠上帝嘅大能，將所有
and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world 喺世上遊行、尋找可吞食靈魂嘅
seeking the ruin of souls. 邪靈都打入地獄。
(Thunderland continues in Latin) （Thunderland 繼續用拉丁文）
I believe in God, the Father Almighty. 我信上帝，全能的父。
THUNDERLAND and LELAND: Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ. THUNDERLAND 同 LELAND：創造天地嘅主，同耶穌基督。
THUNDERLAND: Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit. THUNDERLAND：因聖靈感孕。
(crying) （喊）
Do you renounce the Devil and all his works? 你棄絕魔鬼同佢一切作為？
-I do. -(crying): I do. -我棄絕。 -（喊）：我棄絕。
THUNDERLAND: Do you tell the Devil THUNDERLAND：你同魔鬼講
that he no longer has power over you 佢唔再對你有權柄，
because you no longer live in his kingdom of darkness? 因為你唔再活喺佢嘅黑暗國度？
-(gasps) I do. -LELAND: I do. -（吸氣）我講。 -LELAND：我講。
THUNDERLAND: Do you claim the protecting power of God? THUNDERLAND：你宣告上帝嘅保護能力？
(takes deep breath) （深呼吸）
(laughing): I am a new man. （笑）：我係一個新人。
Father, you did it. 神父，你做到喇。
You have given me a fresh start. 你俾咗我一個新開始。
I can't thank you enough. Thank you. Thank you. 我真係唔知點多謝你。多謝。多謝。
It's not over yet. 仲未完。
You need to pray every night. 你要每晚祈禱。
Here is my own personal rosary. 呢個係我私人嘅玫瑰唸珠。
LELAND: Oh, my God. LELAND：天啊。
That is so sweet of you. 你真係太好。
David, look. David，睇吓。
I am so blessed. 我真係好有福。
But I hope that David will remain 但我希望 David 繼續做
my spiritual adviser. 我嘅靈性導師。
I would advise it. 我會建議咁做。
♪ ♪
Kristen? Kristen？
(knocks) （敲門）
Hello? 喂？
Kristen? Kristen？
(knocks) （敲門）
Are you all right? 你冇事呀？
Have you been in there all this time? 你一直喺入面？
Are you okay? 你冇事嘛？
I am. 冇事。
(sighs) （嘆氣）
Did that one get to you? 頭先嗰單嘢搞到你？
What one? 邊單？
The exorcism. 驅魔嗰單。
I lost you in the middle of it. 做到一半我見你失咗神。
I was wondering if you were done with this job. 我諗緊你係咪唔想做呢份工。
No, I'm just getting started. 唔係，我先啱啱開始咋。
Can I ask you... 我可唔可以問你...
If you don't believe in God, 如果你唔信上帝，
can an exorcism work on you? 驅魔對你嚟講仲有冇用？
Sure. 梗係有用。
God exists despite what any individual thinks. 上帝存在係事實，唔理個人點諗。
Right, but for a placebo to work, 啱，但係安慰劑要有效，
a patient has to believe in the drug. 病人一定要信隻藥先得。
Yes, but... 係，但係...
an exorcism isn't a placebo. 驅魔唔係安慰劑。
(chuckling): That's where you and I disagree. （笑）呢點我同你唔同意見。
Oh, wow. 嘩。
I don't think I've ever seen the stars like this in the city. 我諗我喺市區未見過咁靚嘅星星。
New moon. 新月囉。
Oh, my gosh. 天啊。
My husband leaves tonight. 我老公今晚走。
When? 幾點？
Ten minutes. 十分鐘後。
Oh, you better hurry, huh? 哦，咁你要快啲啦，係嘛？
Sorry. 唔好意思。
Uh, hey. 喂。
Thanks for being here. 多謝你喺度陪我。
(door closes) （關門聲）
(footsteps approaching) （腳步聲接近）
Hey. 喂。
Just wanted to say goodbye. 淨係想同你講聲再見。
Your Uber is outside. 你嘅Uber喺出面。
-Thanks. -Yeah. -唔該。 -係。
I'm sure Kristen had to work late. 我諗Kristen一定係要加班。
-Yeah. Just tell her I'll call. -Definitely. -係。同佢講我會打電話。 -一定。
ANDY (recorded): You've reached Andy Bouchard at Eighth Summit Trekking. ANDY（錄音）：你打到去Eighth Summit Trekking嘅Andy Bouchard。
Please leave a message. 請留低口訊。
Andy, I'm on my way home. Andy，我返緊屋企。
Please don't leave yet. I'm... 唔好走住。我...
(sniffs) I'm so sorry. I-I need to see you. （吸鼻）我好對唔住。我...我要見你。
(crying): I've... I've been off. （喊）我...我最近好唔妥。
I've... And it's not you. 我...唔關你事。
It's... it-it's been me, and... 係...係我嘅問題，同埋...
I'm so sorry. You and the kids are... 我好對唔住。你同啲仔女係...
are the best thing that ever happened to me. 係我人生遇到最好嘅嘢。
Okay, I'll see you soon. 好，好快見。
(sobs) （飲泣）
No. 唔係。
(sighs) （嘆氣）
♪ ♪
My gosh. 天啊。
-Oh! -Mmm. -嘩！ -嗯。
I got your message. 我收到你嘅口訊。
I was worried I'd missed you. 我驚見唔到你。
I got another flight for tomorrow. 我改咗聽日嘅機票。
Here. 俾你。
What's this? 呢個係咩？
This is a fire puja. 呢個係火供。
It's for purification. 用嚟淨化嘅。
It's Tibetan Buddhism. 係藏傳佛教嘅儀式。
So, what you do is, 做法係，
you... 你...
write down the thing that you want purified, 寫低你想淨化嘅嘢，
and then you dip the paper in some butter-- or margarine. 然後將張紙浸落牛油或者植物牛油度。
Okay. 好。
So you write your affliction. 你寫低你嘅困擾。
And go. 開始。
Oh, and if it involves a person, 哦，如果牽涉到人，
you draw a circle of protection around the name. 你要喺個名周圍畫個保護圈。
Why? 點解？
Because burning a person's name is not a good thing. 因為燒人哋個名唔係好事。
Now, we never mention this to each other ever again. 記住，我哋以後都唔會再提呢件事。
(chuckling): My God, this is so much better （笑）天啊，呢個比起
than that mirror exercise. 塊鏡練習好得多。
(paper tears) （撕紙聲）
-Okay. -Okay. -好。 -好。
Dip it in here. 浸落呢度。
-It's warm. -Okay. -暖嘅。 -好。
Okay. 好。
-You ready? -Yeah. -準備好未？ -準備好。
One, two, three. Go. 一、二、三。開始。
What happens now? 跟住點？
(sighs) （嘆氣）
I go sell the business. 我去賣咗盤生意。
And when I come home... 等我返到嚟...
...you and I have a fresh start. ...我哋重新開始。
♪ ♪
Hey. 喂。
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